💰$tarkman for Mayor – Garment-Dyed Campaign T-Shirt
Unelectable softness. Politically relaxed.
This is the shirt you wear when you're not sure what's going on, but you're showing up anyway.
Garment-dyed to look like you’ve been part of the campaign since the beginning—even if you just heard about it five minutes ago. This tee is soft enough to bribe yourself with and relaxed enough to survive a Sewerage & Water Board meeting without crying.
It’s not just fashion. It’s a statement of questionable allegiance.
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL, ensuring a perfect fit for everyone.
- Durable double-needle stitching on seams for long-lasting wear.
- Crafted without side seams for a clean look and reduced waste.
- Soft, garment-dyed fabric provides a comfortable texture and rich color.
- Pre-shrunk cotton maintains size consistency after washing.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Unelectable softness. Politically relaxed.
This is the shirt you wear when you're not sure what's going on, but you're showing up anyway.
Garment-dyed to look like you’ve been part of the campaign since the beginning—even if you just heard about it five minutes ago. This tee is soft enough to bribe yourself with and relaxed enough to survive a Sewerage & Water Board meeting without crying.
It’s not just fashion. It’s a statement of questionable allegiance.
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL, ensuring a perfect fit for everyone.
- Durable double-needle stitching on seams for long-lasting wear.
- Crafted without side seams for a clean look and reduced waste.
- Soft, garment-dyed fabric provides a comfortable texture and rich color.
- Pre-shrunk cotton maintains size consistency after washing.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Unelectable softness. Politically relaxed.
This is the shirt you wear when you're not sure what's going on, but you're showing up anyway.
Garment-dyed to look like you’ve been part of the campaign since the beginning—even if you just heard about it five minutes ago. This tee is soft enough to bribe yourself with and relaxed enough to survive a Sewerage & Water Board meeting without crying.
It’s not just fashion. It’s a statement of questionable allegiance.
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL, ensuring a perfect fit for everyone.
- Durable double-needle stitching on seams for long-lasting wear.
- Crafted without side seams for a clean look and reduced waste.
- Soft, garment-dyed fabric provides a comfortable texture and rich color.
- Pre-shrunk cotton maintains size consistency after washing.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean